1. She's always gotta a "word" from the Lord for you but her own life is jacked up. 2. She'll speak in "tongues" but cuss you out in the next breath. 3. She brings the baggage from all her previous relationships and expecting you to rescue her from it. (Hint: here's a few signs) a. She sits in front of your house at night to see if you are cheating on her. b. She cusses you out, breaks up with you and then calls you back the next day and say the devil got into her. c. She's smothering you, you can't breathe! She texts you all day and blows up your phone. Check it out; if she's your last 8 missed calls, this is her. 4. She was late for church Sunday morning because she spent Saturday night out over her man's house. 5. Keisha Cole is in high rotation on her iPod. 6. The only laying on of hands she is familiar with is her boyfriend's. 7. The phrase, "God told me I'm your wife" is her way of getting a man. 8. Her tithe goes ...